A popular film quote from Monty Python's Holy Grail twisted to mean something slightly different once it appears on a baby.

Used by John Cleese as a french taunt, it's a rather fitting slogan for any infant not yet entirely in charge of their rectal functions.

This is a climate neutral 'FairWear' product made from 100% soft organic cotton and It is disarmingly soft and feels fantastic. Hand printed in London.

We can write gift messages on request.

Long sleeved organic t-shirts can also be printed on request up to 7-8 years, and short sleeved t-shirts for adults for £22.